When is fame a crime?
When
a private jet crashes in the New Jersey Pine Barrens
on the Fourth of July, the search begins for faded rock
and roller, Turnpike Bobby Chin. The singer suspiciously
survives and turns up wandering in the haunted woods.
Soon after, a celebrity sculptor vanishes after unveiling
his unflattering statue of the star. The cops say it’s
homicide, and make plans to bust Turnpike Bobby.
But
hair-trigger Bobby isn’t the kind of guy who does
time. He’s the kind who gets away with murder.
When
the media circus begins, gangland-bred pollster Jonah
Eastman is hired to devise a “P.A.S.” (Plausible
Alternative Scenario) for the sculptor’s death.
A beautiful au pair
