THE TART: Simone Lava, the voluptuous
Miss Little Egg Harbor Township. Rebound keeps her hidden
away in Atlantic City's seedy Celebrity Motel where she
practices waving like a First Lady -- a title she's been
promised, if she'll just lay low during election season.
THE
REPORTER: Barri “Barium Enema” Embrey,
the ruthless investigative reporter for the South Jersey
Probe, who knows Rothman’s hiding something if only
she can find it. What no one knows is that she’s
also got a secret – and is personally invested in
his downfall.
THE
FIXER: Chief Willie Thundercloud, an ex-wrestler
who runs the Jersey shore's most esoteric damage-control
firm. Chief Willie digs up the macabre truth about the
governor.
THE
POLLSTER: Jonah Eastman, maverick political strategist
raised by his mobster grandfather, who gave Rebound his
start. Jonah knows only one thing can save the congenitally
deceitful governor: A whopping, heartfelt lie.
In
his novel, SHAKEDOWN BEACH (Thomas Dunne Books/Minotaur,
24.95), author, damage-control guru and South Jersey native
Eric Dezenhall (MONEY WANDERS; JACKIE DISASTER) returns
to the scene of his previous crimes and completes his
South Jersey trilogy with a new take on political propaganda
and the ugly truths that lurk behind a curtain of spin.
With
the return of the main character of his debut novel Money
Wanders, failed political pollster Jonah Eastman re-emerges
front and center – this time to help spin the re-election
campaign of New Jersey’s poster-boy Governor, Gardner
“Rebound” Rothman, whom he put into the Governor’s
mansion by “blaming a hurricane on his opponent.”
But Jonah, who’s never been above deploying deceptive
spin, begins to smell something rotten in paradise –
and it ain’t the Jersey tomatoes.
With
Rothman’s Soprano-ites bent on burying him deep
in the Pinelands, Jonah enlists the aid of his own gang
of miscreant mobsters, led by Chief Willie Thundercloud
and Irv the Curve, Jonah’s grandfather’s best
bud, to uncover the truth about Rothman and his devilish
deeds.
Set
in the author’s native South Jersey, SHAKEDOWN BEACH
is a smart, suspenseful and ingeniously funny ride through
the back alleys of political campaigning – bringing
to life a fictional tale that could be ripped from today’s
headlines.
From
the politician whose primary credential was being the
“only tall Jew in professional sports,” hired-gun
former pro-wrestlers who quote political philosophers,
PR-savvy gangsters who seek public approval in the age
of corporate scandal by endorsing “Socially Responsible
Racketeering,” and of course, a prominent pollster
who has to dig up dirt on his own client in order to protect
him (and doesn’t want the world to know about his
own gangland origins), SHAKEDOWN BEACH will keep readers
on a rollercoaster of laughter and anticipation, while
recalling the many related real-life damage-control fiascos
of the past few years.
One
of the country’s most sought-after media and damage-control
experts, Dezenhall knows propaganda -- a former White
House aide during the Reagan Administration, who is now
the president of Washington, D.C.-based Dezenhall Resources,
he regularly appears as a network television commentator
on how the news media cover business and political controversies.
As a native South Jersey-ite who grew up at the Jersey
Shore among the rogues and racketeers who populated Atlantic
City’s infamous Boardwalk, he also knows the slick
and shady characters who populate the region’s underbelly.
© Copyright 2006 Eric Dezenhall. All Rights Reserved.
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